96 Funny quotes about yoga that are sure to lift your spirits and leave you smiling.

Who says that yoga always has to be so serious. Yes, yogi’s are committed to optimal health and wellness. But they also have a sense of humor, and can laugh and enjoy too.

We all know that yoga is good for us. But did you know that laughter has health benefits as well? There’s that old saying that laughter is to best medicine. Well it turns out its not just a cute saying. It’s actually based in truth. Studies have shown that laughter can help to reduce stress and soothe tension (1).

As you read through our funny quotes about yoga, we hope you take a moment to laugh and smile. And enjoy all of the benefits that these funny quotes have to offer you! Namaste!

96 Funny Quotes About Yoga

1. “I’ve got 99 problems and I’m gonna go to yoga and solve about 53 of them.” 

2. “Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time.”

3. “Sorry for what I said before I yoga-ed.”

4. “Alignment: Check yourself before you wreck yourself.”

5. “If you fall. I’ll be there. – Love, Mat. “

6. “Rolling with my OMies.”

7. “Any yoga I do is “Hot Yoga.” Just sayin’.”

8. “I’ve got 99 problems but I’m going to yoga to ignore them for an hour.”

9. “Yoga instructor just emailed to say class is moved and thanks for our flexibility.”

10. “Yoga? Humour? Hmmmm… I think it’s a stretch!”

11. “The only thing getting lit tonight is my Palo Santo.”

12. “You are one yoga class away from a good mood.”

13. “When in doubt, yoga it out.”

14.  “Mondays, nothing a bit of yoga can’t fix.”

15. “Today’s good mood is sponsored by yoga.”

16. “My yoga mat is a magic carpet. When I’m on it I discover places I never knew existed.”

17. “Be the person your yoga mat thinks you are.”

18. “Me to my students every day: Close your eyes. If you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open.”

19. I’ve got 99 problems, but I go to yoga to forget them all.”

20. “Namascray: The crazy in me honors, sees, and loves the crazy in you.”

21 .“How To Get a Yoga Body: Have a Body, Do Yoga. “

21. “If you think I’m funny now, you should see me when I miss Yoga.”

22. “I really regret going to a Yoga class today… said no one ever.” 

23. “You can’t buy happiness but you can do yoga and that’s kind of the same thing.” 

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24. “Drop and give me zen.”

25. “Yoga turns me Om.”

26. “Never underestimate a woman with a yoga mat.”

27. “I practice yoga because punching people is frowned upon.”

28. “Yoga first then all of the things.”

29. “Please grant me the coffee to change the things I can and the yoga to accept the things I cannot.”

30. “Metta is betta!”

31. “It’s funny when people think ‘yoga people’ are supposed to be calm. No. We’re all here because we’re nuts!” 

32. “Yoga is not about tightening your ass.  It’s about getting your head out of it.” – Eric Paskel

33. “Yoga and Meditation – Because some questions can’t be answered by Google.”

34. “I do yoga so that I can stay flexible enough to kick my own ass if necessary.”

 35. “Stressed, blessed and yoga obsessed.”

36. “I’d love to, but I have yoga in the morning.”

37. “Diamonds were once a girl’s best friend. Then yoga happened.”

38. “Do more yoga. Give less f*cks.”

39. “Don’t make me use my yoga instructor voice!”

40. “Sometimes in yoga I feel like a graceful swan. Other times, I feel like a blind elephant.”

41. “Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe its yoga.”

42. “Yoga, because some answers can only be found on the inner net.”

43. “Yogasm: That feeling of bliss when you’re done working your ass at yoga.”

44. “Lets get it Om.”

45. “Yoga. Because coffee can’t fix everything.”

46. “I’m sorry for what I said before I went to yoga.”

47. “Friends don’t let friends skip yoga.”

48. ‘My greatest achievement is making my yoga pants into my regular pants.”

49. “Yoga: You’ve mastered the selfie. Now master the self.”

50. “Namaste in bed.”

51. “The word f*ck is a form of meditation. The more you exercise it, the more your throat chakra clears.”

52.  “Wife: “Do you want to yoga tonight?”, Hubby: “Namaste here” 

53. “Get your ass to yoga – Love, The Universe.”

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54, “Wow my yoga teacher knows exactly how long five deep breaths are. Said no one ever.”

55. “Body type: Does yoga but definitely likes doughnuts.”

56. “People say yoga will change your life. I think that’s a bit of a stretch.”

57. “Namaste all damn day.”

58. “I do yoga to burn off the crazy.”

59. “Yoga. Because without it Audulting would be impossible.”

 60. “You’re my reason to get up in the morning. Just kidding. I have yoga.”

61. “I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like pizza, puppies or yoga.”

62. “If cauliflower can become pizza, then you can certainly do a handstand one day.”

63. “Yoga is kind of like a taco. Your shell will break, it may be messy at times but getting to the good stuff is totally worth it.”

64. “Yoga teacher: I have some fun things in store for todays class. Me: So..we’re going to die”

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65. “Is taco yoga a thing yet? Someone get on that.”

66. “Focus on your #thirdeye? What if I’m Third Eye Blind?”

67. “Got up at 6:30am today. Did some yoga. Had a protein shake. Ran six miles. Started lying about everything.”

68. “I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace.” – Terri Guillemets

69. “Yoga is not about touching your toes.  It is what you learn on the way down.” – Jigar Gor

70. “Fitness level: Just used a yoga DVD as a coaster for my beer.”

71. “Did you know that just 10 minutes of yoga per day can seriously reduce your risk of caring about what people think.”

72. “A day without yoga is like a sundae without sprinkles” – Emma Mildon

73. “Sometimes you need yoga. Other times you need wine. Sometimes you need both.”

74. “Did you know that 10 to 60 minutes of yoga per day can reduce your risk of not giving a crap?”

75. “F*ck that, I’m going to yoga!”

76. “At my first yoga class, and super excited because everyone has a nap mat.”

Funny Quotes All About Yoga Pants

77. Yoga pants. Because jeans are stressful and you don’t need that in your life.”

78. “Some days you eat salads and do yoga. Some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. It’s called balance.”

79. “Diamonds were once a girl’s best friend then yoga pants happened.”

80. “Forget diamonds, just give me yoga pants.”

81. “I was sad, so I ordered new yoga clothes. I’m ok now.”

82. “If I can’t wear yoga pants, I’m not going.”

83. “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy yoga clothes and that’s basically the same thing.”

84. “I do Yoga to relieve stress… Just kidding I drink wine in yoga pants.”

On Yoga Poses

85. “I’m not napping. This is savasana!”

86. “And then homegirl jumped back to High Plank!”

87. “The hardest part of yoga class is wiggling your fingers and toes after five minutes of Savasana.”

88. “Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions rather than jumping to them.“

89. “Wake Up. Kick Asana”

90. “A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves.” – Terri Guillemets 

91. “Life is better when you bend.”

92. “Yoga: I’m down dog.”

93. “I bend so I don’t break.”

94. “More stretching, less stressing.”

95. “Yoga instructor: *folds herself in triangles like an American flag* Me: Maybe I’ll try the beginner class.”

96. “Do it for the Savasana.”

On Yoga and Comedy…

And we have one last quote from you from Dan Damman, a passionate yoga practitioner and creator of a series of viral mockumentary style videos.”The Yogi,”(2)  Which is a comedy about several fictitious yoga posers competing in the Pose Off of the Century.

Damman, had this to say finding the humor in yoga…“….With yoga there is comedy because we have to battle our egos all the time. We can’t observe ourselves, but we can observe other people, that’s how we learn about ourselves.”

Ultimately shining a light on a need a need for balancing the serious and the fun in our yoga practice.

We believe that at the end of the day, a laughing yogi is a happy yogi!

We hope you enjoyed these funny quotes about yoga. After all, yoga isn’t just good for your mind and body. It can also provide some much needed benefits of laughter (3) in your life too!  Namaste!

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